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Election Day: November 4th, 2008 A.D.
Married Miss Trite Overload
Married reports: Sarah's medical records have been released--thank you very well--
those who have whined about her supposed secrecy, and Alaska has cleared her cleanly, that 'Troopergate' kerfluffle.
She is voting in Wasilla, and will be descend to the lower fourty-eight for a victory party in
Phoenix, Arizona this glorious evening.
It is shaping up to be the grandest of days!
--for everyone knows, especially in my home state of Georgia, that that fast talking smooth mulatto boy is in
no way fit to be President--whether be be Tyronne or Hussein-Obama!
That settled! it is time for True Rumors from The Land Of Maybe!
1) Did you see Tall-Skinny wipe away last night's crocodile tears he shed in North Carolina?
--that white flag of gotcha tissue! True rumours reports that he had Kevorkian sprun from prison
so he could be flown out to Hawaii so he could euthenize Grandma in a ploy for sympathy.
How convenient!
2) Behavioral & Linguistic Experts agree! he did give McCain the Bird in yesterday morning's
condolence speech to Commander John.
3) Republicans vote today. Democrats vote tomorrow. Independents are really in-the-closet Republicans.
4) Chicago will burn to the ground whether Barak wins or not.
Stay tuned for more Holywood Vines Press Corp reports...
signed,
Married Miss Trite Overload
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'Write In Today: Vote World Politician
I did! ' notes Mink Sleepy.
Mink Sleepy
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Early polling results from Republic, Michigan: Voting began at 7:00 AM EST.
Coffee was served at The Summer Place, later on, The Pine Grove & Norm's Black Rail Bar served other things.
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Most
of Tyronne's Cabinet has long been in place:
..............
Teddy Fibre
as
Attorney General
Just
Businessman: Secretary Of Commerce 'Let the buyer
beware?! Let the seller be
pure.'
dDitto
Cruciform
Secretary of State
Josef
Mohawk Press
Secretary
A quick wit & naughty tongue,
that is sometimes too truthful.
Chad Star
Power
Tyronne's older brother by two years;
his Campaign Manager.
Overall Total
Chief of Accounting
Jet
Bubbles
Vice Presidential Advisor; Nicolet's oldest friend.
Cleopatra's
Soul
Spiritual Advisor
Isis
Romeo
Cleopatra's Boyfriend
Los
Angeles
Oceans
Freelance Writer
Pinpoint City Freelance Writer
Kismet Mortal Sergeant At Arms
Seven
Egypts
Kismet's Boyfriend
Book Velvet Head Librarian
CandyCane
Lattitude Book's Boyfriend
Chocolate Marshmallow Confectioner
Nobilous
Morrow Futuristic
Planning
Totally Fine Fesque Secretary
Of The Interior
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Historical News
[10:32 PM 11.4.2008 A.D.]
Tyronne concedes to Barak.
'He won it.' states Ty. 'Ohio was the camel's eye, the rich man
will be taxed.'
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'May his reign be human.' Nicolet adds a hopeful concession.
'I am sure it will be; he's the next best man to my Tyronne.'
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2012 A.D.: The Cabinet
Teddy Fibre
as
Attorney General
Just
Businessman: Secretary Of Commerce 'Let the buyer
beware?! Let the seller be
pure.'
dDitto
Cruciform
Secretary of State
Josef Mohawk Press Secretary A quick wit & naughty tongue,that is sometimes too truthful.
Chad Star
Power
Tyronne's older brother by two years;
his Campaign Manager.
Overall Total
Chief of Accounting
Jet
Bubbles
Vice Presidential Advisor; Nicolet's oldest friend.
Cleopatra's
Soul
Spiritual Advisor
Isis
Romeo
Cleopatra's Boyfriend
Los
Angeles
Oceans
Freelance Writer
Pinpoint City Freelance Writer
Kismet Mortal Sergeant At Arms
Seven
Egypts
Kismet's Boyfriend
Book Velvet Head Librarian
CandyCane
Lattitude Book's Boyfriend
Chocolate Marshmallow Confectioner
Nobilous
Morrow Futuristic
Planning
Totally Fine Fesque Secretary
Of The Interior
'--how
bogue & churlish.'
[Boos, as if it were a scripted reality show.]
A tiny whiny little whimper gone; a bald combover of patriotism.
He shoulda had a shot at 2000, if South Carolina hadn't swift
albatrossed 'im.
--Josef Mohawk pens a Arizona epitaph.
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'Bilt-Less!'
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Los Angeles Oceans
--can't wait to write about the freelance future. 'May it be.'
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10:40
PM ABC calls Virginia for Barak. Cool.
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Villian's
Candyshop is glad, '--he stole half the South!'
'--cemented
the Fringes of the Far Midwest.'
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Totally Fine Fesque:
Secretary Of The Interior 2012
See The Last Election . Com
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Having run every four years since 1984, Tyronne & Nicolet are sure
they will be victors, in 2012 A.D.
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God Anon
says, 'Time is on...'
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'Yes we can.'
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Capturing The Pillows
...is so happy Barak won.
'Larger than dreams, we are reality.'
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Scuttlebutt Rumor wants to note: 'Barak Obama won.
It's
November 5th. This makes this next first day after a whole lot
better.'
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Post
Election Notes: 'His first moves a statement of intent and an
affirmation of purpose.
Yay for Rom Emmanuel--toughness in the trenchs.'
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'Blog the Courts, Fill the Wave w/ Dot Coms! Here's hoping
Conservative Justices gracefully fade away;
are willingly replaced.'
*
Terra Box Nouveau
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November
10th, 2008
Republic Township has spoken; official tally for the 1,104
residents:
Obama/Biden--371
McCain/Palin--258
It
was a glorious day on The Michigamme River.
(3:00 PM or so, EST)
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A
few happy voters...The Quaker Oats Man too, has hope for sunny futures.
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November 11th,
2008: The 90th Veterans Day
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The
ghost of Crab Snappy, a Civil War era child, hosts a few stray opinions:
'Sarah
P?: She's an airhead on a spaceship.'
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'2012? The cream of freedom, whitest star, vote World Politician:
Tyronne Union Star Power.'
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Married Miss Trite Overload to Bitsie
Tukus, '--your tight little tidy morals! I love them.'
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'I like Eli Stone.'
says
Half-Spring Pennymind (& M0re)
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][
'Thank you for your interest!'
signed,
Crab Snappy
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November
12th, 2008
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Angel Kni ves, does not wish
the transition team well.
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Beehive
Postures
believes,
'--subsequent may not be fast as please. Good-luck Barak.
We wish every day is a world, and Americanl, holiday.
May we do our best...'
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Lobbyist
travesty; a cycle to be renewed, The Hundred & Next Congress.
May it be a 1932 Best!
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'Thought I'd already bought you. Didn't I buy you?
'What'll it take to for a few moments more.
'Why do I want to do?'
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Teddy
Fibre
--approves of our new Attorney General.
'Yay! He, if not me.'
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'Walt
Whitman was a devil vampire! I watched American Experience on PBS
a few months ago and can not get his evil out of my head.
During the last years of the Civil War he was a nurse who preyed on
dying
warriors. He 'kissed' (and More!?) those men who were on the way
toward
Our Lord. He sullied their deathbed with dark love.
He was no Florence Nightingale.'
Truly,
Pulse Fuss
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Epitaph: Ted Stevens said goodbye to The Senate today.
Half of his Republican colleagues showed up.
He was given a standing ovation.
[There were not enough bodies to
effect a synchronized wave.]
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Villian's Candyshop
Editor: Villian's gives good kudos to Baraks
initial moon.
Josef Mohawk press
releases:
'The Germans and most of Europe is so welcome to a new man and nation
of change.
We shall matter again.
Pomp may not trump circumstance; if we do not give him the chance.
We must not evaporate the jester.'
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--reporting from Britian, Natty Rumple of The Holywood Vines Press
Corp, discloses:
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Chad
Star Power: Tyronne's older bro & Campaign Manager concedes
momentary superiority:
'Who
wow, Barak nailed that Cabinet into Capitol Floor slicker than Willie
or TAd;
Patina Decease
--peeks at possible changes in the Newspaper Business she grew up in.
oak & maple or popal/ concise platforms which concision reality.
Let us pick our freedom from wood, pulp and print..
The car & auto & paper
industries to cybered...may we futures;
rust to titanium.
Ink to image.
Poem
to prose.
Papyrus to impermanent scroll.'
Nothing matters; silent white; shadow imprint.
Little known, nothing sown...sew buttons coatless.
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Josef Mohawk's Offset Press Release
'I was
not insulted...' George, Jr. shows his cultural sensititivy and
innate intuitiveosity.
Our lame leader should have remembered the post invasion footage of
that little boy
pattering along and tapping his shoes on Sadaam's bronze head as it was
being dragged in the dust of Bagdad.
We think he looked into Putin's sole when he was trying to divine
Russian intentions.
No
doubt he still can not think of one mistake he may have made.
He will not be missed.
:
PostNote:'Dana
Farina got popped in the cheek with a microphone;
a smidgeon of payback for all the lies she's mouthed.'
Oh,
and the DNC is very bipartisan-ly trying to kick off four crucial years
by
whining about possible contacts with Ill. Gov.
Even McCain is sickened...
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Shoeland
--would have been insulted had a shrieking Iraqui tossed his shoes at
her.
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December
15th, 2008
Horrid Little Obligato comments on older altered models & Ponzi
Schemes:
'So, 50 million was bilked from favored insiders; upscale dupes.
I saw one lady who was so victimized on this mornings national news.
Former Model: presented present day, her face a blur of tucked
nips.
Eeh, less money may have caused less surgery--and Carol was in Playboy
last month.
Aagh! rest on former glories. She may be mostly un-Alt-ered, but,
as firm as a
prime peach, that rump could belong to the original 1950's Coppertone
girl.'
--this is 'Orrid signing off.
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Random
Notes, a World Politician close...we approve of Al Franken's
49 vote lead in Minnesota.
We trust he will be no mean Senator Smalley.
signed,
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--a few hopes & wishes for the new
Administration
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'Be
true.'
says Globe Thistle.
Globe
Thistle
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'I
hope Americans can enjoy their sweets & treats...without being
swine.
Feed The Pig . Org : Is recommended.
Two years of creatively & willingly hunkering down,
should just about take the gust out of The Second Great Depression.'
Press The Little Me:
To
read Donna DOW(n)
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'*******************.'
Capturing The Pillows
'--I
hope he can fulfill all our Holiday Dreams.'
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Death Breathy
'He
is not one of us.'
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Married Miss
Trite Overload
'--I'm
still sure Pastor Mike Huckabee would have been the very very best
choice.
God bless Pastor Warren, as well.'
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Teddy Fibre
(Attorney General)
'He
will not bend The Laws to Cheney's Twisted Ways.'
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Slash Fasteye
'Little
does he know what he's in for.
Our world is not nice.'
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Lightning
Chalice
'May
he light Rapture.'
[In an economical, and non-Biblical sense.]
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See
Nuit
'I
hope the Eskimo snows, don't all go...& the polar bears.'
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Cuke Nuclear
'The number one issue...scrub the world of the big floating fission boys.
Sadly
neglected: WE do not want to harvest johhnycake fixzzz.'
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Ice Cream Valentines
'Offer
your best, America...every State.'
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Goody Kind
Takes The Pittsburg Steelers to
task:
'They thanked President Obama for
backing them
--no mention of God or Our Lord
Jesus Christ.
Most unholy--that
Christian Saint Kurt Warner should have won.'
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Random Catch-Up Notes:
Josef Mohawk ['Concession Note'] 'We hoped for Tyronne, grasp
the reality of Barak.
The cusp of forever is now.'
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Public
Service Ad: 'Time needs every moment. Be a voice.
Vote.'
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'Shadows
pin dread, fear eats itself.' George Bush II summary.
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'Bernie
Made-Off: '--piss
monkey greedy.' states Teddy Fibre
'Such Gutless Crimes Must Be Guillotined:
Paper
Cuts Deeper Than Flesh.'
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'Pissing at angels, hitting their own tail feathers...still blaming the media.' Horrid Little Obligato
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'Neo Fascists, Modern Know Nothings, they spin the sin.' Josef
Mohawk
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A
Neo-Con Stratego Bible: PinningTheTerroristsDownInIraq.Com
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February
12th, 2009 A.D.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S 200TH BIRTHDAY
'What to do with the waters of Lake
Superior?'
Tyronne Union Star
Power's 1st of 50 Issues.
TYRONNE
UNION STAR POWER
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After peeping his toes in the water for two weeks;
why did Senator Gregg wait 'til today to play Brutus to Commerce?
One wonders...
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Caterpillar lays off hope...shoeless stimulus bill.
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February 13th, 2009 A.D.
Valentine's Eve? or Friday The Thirteenth?
Horrid
Little Obligato is unsure...
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Teagarden
Leaves
'--hopes
Obama will live up to Freedom Liberties; won't go Helvetica.'
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Manhattan Harbors
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February 24th, 2009
A.D. Fat Tuesday New Moon
'It'll
be a doozy.' promises
Trent Overcoat
09
'--and it's just started.'
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See Nuit
says, 'My continent is melting.'
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Book Velvet
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'--it's
not about helping banks, it's about helping people.'
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'OK Barak, don't let 'em cut funding for libraries.'
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Scuttlebutt Rumor
'I
believe he will be a grand President...just behind Lincoln & FDR
& Washington & Jefferson.
Ben Franklin would have liked him.
He holds electricity in any age.
Let ours go forth.'
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Infinity
Pan
believes
in Post Mayan Calendar survival...
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'Holy
he nailed it.!' [10:05 PM]
Tyronne Union Star Power approves.
'Still, I am again running in 2012 A.D.
w. my girlfriend Nicolet Cottles, & my nearly complete Cabinet:
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Fly Boy
says, '--it flew!'
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Farm Watermark
--wants
to get back to farming.
'Make the world go round,' he spheric-ly demands four diamond years.
Otherwise my Second Term Vote is Tyronne & Nicolet (as was my
first)
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Cut (Love) Jewel
[loves
America just as much as she loves the world]
She knows we are a Universe.
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Villians Candyshop
believes
Bobbie Jindahl has a Bobbed Nose, Crooked Oppotunistic InfoMercial
speaking on line like Palin Performed.
[Go sell someone else a used Katrina Scar car.]
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The S'cunt's quickly reading an info-mercial. His lips are
lard: Pork Barrel Rot.
White Dogma seeping into Slum Dog Millionaire.
Remember: Framed; any Minority as membered in NRA or Republican
Party: Oreo Cookies; Uncle Tom Tokens.
We can do anything...if Christian & American.
Hope Hell isn't sell out hot.'
signed,
Horrid Little Obligato
P.S.:
Wimp off you puss.
P.S.S.:
You been us'd. The most Brazilian Economy.
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