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Saturday, July 29th, 2017
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Pomp Drama
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#Reverence
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`Good Cop & Bad Cop All In One; My Dad Jester Interdiction
Was More Than Tough Cop!`
`I'm With @MYDonald: Bring Back The Good Old Days.`
#RoughTheBumpsOfTheirUnshelteredHeads!
--Pomp Drama
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Friday, July 28th, 2017
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Silhouette (Alone)
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`--if moments aren't for taking chances, life isn't trying.`
{Better the sins of commission (if they are pure) than those never done.}
--Silhouette (Alone)
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#WeWontQuitTilTheLastDaysOldAsTheNext
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HandMaiden GentleWoman
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`God proposed, I am His HandMaiden.`
--HandMaiden GentleWoman
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Megaton Obelisk
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#FlagLapelPinPatriot Appoints A General To #ChiefHisStaff.`
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`On! You Nailed Some Hammer!`
`You Blew Up, And Then You Were Used!`
#FurTag `WhoGrabsThePussyNow?`
--Megaton Obelisk
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
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`Mitch Offers #RegrettableEfforts...Hopes To Move On.`
#StupidNews / #Plaid Naked: Warp & Woof Of Sanity!
--Crustacean Curmudgeon
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Thursday, July 27th, 2017
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Protean Animus
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`Dwinding Sperm Count...#WesternMen Half As Manly As Fourty Years Ago!`
--Protean Animus
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Monk's Talisman
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`Skinny Repeal? 15 Million People?
#OtherAmericans: Who Cares As Long As One Of 'em Is Not You.`
`You Know They Earned Their Prexisting Conditions.`
`God Punishes The Weak & Evil With Earned Sin!`
`Cape Cod: Who Cares If You Own 'The [PBS] Lobster Pot'!`
[#UnPureAsMe]
--Monk's Talisman
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Coffin Crops
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`Put The Feather Duster On This One...Neutered Roosters Without A Crop:
#TwoSterileHensMaineAlaska.`
--Coffin Crops
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Slash Fasteye
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`Dogs May Not Enter; Only Humans & Gods...`
$#TheShortReignOfTonyScar$
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`--you blew up & then you were used.`
`You kiss the pistol...yet never swallow.`
`Love UnSure With You...`
--Slash Fasteye
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Wednesday, July 26th, 2017
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Gene Misconstrue
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#TransgenderNO!
`Those #DistortedHumos Cost The Pentagon $8 Million A Year!`
[That's almost one tenth of the price tag for Viagara & Cialis!]
#NotWorthIt!
--Gene Misconstrue
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`He tries to emote his heart
with his monster pushy hands
/force-fending that #TallBritBlond:
but Anthony Scaramucci's merely a #StreetBullyTony:
is grop-ily BBCing a Blond.
Border Queens BBC!`
#NotANaturalLikeMe
--Slash Fasteye
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.Slash Fasteye
(Inadvertent Caricature: #TonyScar Takes Over For #PrickCheney)
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Tuesday, July 25th, 2017
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Blood Martyr
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`Campaigning For The Hitler Youth Vote,
Trump Sics #CesspoolHell on Jamboree Goers...`
`Attempting to #InculcateLoyalty, He Defeats Hillary Yet Again!`
--Blood Martyr
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Isis Romeo
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#TinyKlansman
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`With gangster Rudy G. lurking in the AG Wings;
who thought we'd ever root for #TheLittleBigot.`
--Isis Romeo
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#CatPoster: [Hang In There Sessions, Jeff]
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Moonripples & Killdeer
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`Current White House Religion?` $$$#PureSelfInterest$$$ #LittleToNoGodsInvolved.`
--Moonripples & Killdeer
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[The Finnish Mati Hari Flower]
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Villian's Candyshop, Sr.
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Donnie T. Jr. Set To Un#OathilyTestify?! Hoping For A Lenient Slaying;
like Dennis Hopper in The Sons Of Katie Elder;
imagine him #T-turningCoat on James Gregory.`
[Can You Not Imagine Him Saying: `That's all of it...before I knew life was real.`
`Mea culpa--I feel like shat.`
--Villian's C., Senior
#FictionalDad
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Monday, July 24th, 2017
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Epitaph Dictates
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Kushner; "In the normal course of events of a very unique campaign."
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`I am what Jared Kushner's voice looks like.`
--Epitaph Dictates
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Sunday, July 23rd. 2017
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The Exhiled King
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% `Can I Pardon Myself...Before I Am Gone?
$My Seeds$ 'Cause They're My Spawn?` %
--The Exhiled King
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Saturday, July 22nd, 2017
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Lariat Seraglio
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XX Judgement XVI The Trump Tower
[Within One Sun Impeachment Ruled]
]XXII Is The Upright Fool: #PurgatoryDonna Dare Not Go DOW(n).[
--Lariat Seraglio
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Snip-Snap-Synopsis
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on Claire Trevor in Stagecoach:
down the longest hallway;
how she walked that dress
--Snip-Snap-Synopsis
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Friday, July 21st, 2017
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#TeapotDomeIsh...
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#PassionFatuous.
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#EverToSeeHisPromisedTaxReturns?
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#FloggingZombiesTowardHumanity!
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Thursday, July 20th, 2017
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Elixir Love
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`For Sale: ElixirLove.Com`
--Elixir Love
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Archetype Pistachio
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Lower Case PASSWORD: `...angels ashes are phoenix.`
--Archetype Pistachio
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#InItalics
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Silhouette (Alone)
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`Imagination's Cool: Only If It Comes True/Even If It Never Rules.`
#BettsyDeVosWouldNotKnow : # 'Either Or Ei`ther?'
`Imagination is cool...in or out of school.`
--Silhouette (Alone)
#NoVouchersRequired
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Wednesday, July 19th, 2017
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Pillage Burn
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$#ThePresidentOligarch$ Ogles The Younger Older French Wife:
? As A Smokescreen For Impromptu Disappearance Tryst?!!$$$
#OldLovensRekindled? #SilverGoldenCoppered.`
~ #ORIGINALLY ~
Beck Bennet #TheWinnerOfThePageant Those So Many Years Ago.`
--Pillage Burn
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Circus Maximus!! Pre-Barnum & Bailey!
!!#CiceroWhipsSouthernSenatorHorseMules!!!
{Dang! Well Treating 'Em #MuleHorse} [Promises Tea Party Primary Torture]
{ForAnyOneWhoDoubleCrossesHimJesus}
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Tuesday, July 18th, 2017
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
(Inadvertent Caricature)
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#CatScratchEyeOuted
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`#Mitch McConnel's Harem Nixes Repeal.`
[$Spiteful$Brat$ Promises Fastly Slow Death To Opponents & Turncoats.]
--Crustacean Curmudgeon
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Casket Rouge
{Mitch's Sidekick/Alternative Makeup Artiste}
[Cornered; Is Forced To Admit.
`PuttingARainbowOnADustStorm...O-our Sky Lost.`
--Casket Rouge`
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Mortadella
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$#PmurtJrsEssences$
%#IvankasEaus%
#ItsLikeYourDog/YouGottaLoveHim
#YourCatOrCaR$rrrrr/YouWannaFuckHer!!
--Mortadella
{[(Commercial Brothels Of Operation & Style)]}
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Mrx.
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#SoCloseToTheHumanFire
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`If the wind gusts you might lose an eyebrow or an eye!`
`Afordable Care Act? #HalfBastard :: #ThatObamaMonument
HistoryWillNotLookKindlly: Upon Those Who Support Oligarchical Fascism.
$$#WithTheWrongDirection$s
--Mrx
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Monday, July 17th, 2017
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Stoolie Vestibule
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`Ty Cobb Most Senior himself couldn't hit this one out of the infield
...let alone a puny ancestral junior.`
`Tyrus UnTerrible Won't Save Ahab from #TheWhiteElephant.`
P.S.: #EvenIf he survives one more year:
XLVs Reign merely Scratch Hit.`
--Stoolie Vestibule
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#Half Fallacy
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Friday, July 14th, 2017
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'Til
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#AnotherPersonAtTheMeeting
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"Wonderful Young Man?"
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`So much for Pmurt, Jr's Total Transparency.`
Suddenly Mum, The Trois Stooges Graceless As #PlumbBobbedWatergate.`
--'Til
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Beehive Postures
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`I love it...wanna be Pooh poking the Cards: #HoneyBeeTree.`
--Beehive Postures
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Thursday, July 13th, 2017
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Flyboy
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Snoopy On House: OPENING TYPED
'...the harbor was night.'
--Flyboy
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Sew Buttons
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#StepfordForeignBarbieTheIIIrd
]HEADLINE[
Melania's Cyber miss manners Anti-Bullying Campaign On Hold:
#SheWontTakeIt #ButOnceAWom$b
--Sew Buttons
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Horrid Little Obligato
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#BrooklynRumour: `She's Building Her Anti-Bouillabaisse /
/ Staffed Up To A Baker's Dozen, Yet: None A Billy Goat Gruff.`
9:46 PM EST
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#TrollingTheThirdL'dy
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Goody Kind
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`Opioid Legal & Ill...FDA or GOD's Nature Prescribes.`
--Goody Kind
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#MirrorCrack'd #PrescriptionDoctors
#Philippine DeathPenaltiesForFakeNewsMDs!
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Almond Bayou
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small as mildew; nibbling the foreshadow
CoTag#JeffSessionsCirca1966
Don't go about rousting out the #streetcornerblacks...
at ten times the publicity rate of #ManhattanPenthouseSnows...?
--Almond Bayou
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Capturing The Pillows
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--so Donnie, Jr. ran Russian Foreign {Intervention} Policy.
#AnySlimeballsSonWouldaDoneDaSame
--Capturing The Pillows
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Minor Evil
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"So, it's time to rise to the occasion..."
#MitchMcConnelMilquetoastViagaraSmileOfAssurance
--Minor Evil
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#ThankGodOldGuyCocksAreAssured
#SubsudizedSperm
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Wednesday, July 12th, 2017
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Ice Cream Valentines
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#Deleware Ice Berg???
Global Warming? Climate Change?
Tucson's Always HOt This Time Of Year.`
`You know the #'illaryDirt was bound to be Wikileaks...`
#TimingTouche`
#Where'sThoseOtherK33?
--IceCream Valenines
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#TheyDidn'tBotherToHackTheRNC; 'Cause They Already Knew Everything.
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Raisin Scores
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`Shades Of Joseph Conrad: Internal Polls Show: In Their Darkest Of Hearts;
Six Of Seven Black Men Admit Shame At #BetaDogKG's$ Happy Lappings /
A Professional American Man Busily #GarglingOverDogCock.`
--Raisin Scores
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Tuesday, July 11th, 2017
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Pigweed Dreams
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`Smug lit-tel greasies! Morons sucked
in by a plump Russian cutie...
& the dirty trail follows your poop, Hansel & The Gretles.`
--Pigweed Dreams
#TheBSideOfSkullduggery
#FlipThePage
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Wind Ornament
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`Eros Hiroshima just told me Donald Trump, Jr.s new
#SecxretSRvc. Codename is 'DoomWorm'.`
Political Ambitions Of His Own: #ImpenetraableCyberSecurityUnit
(Was His Russian Borrowing)
#PlantedDrone
--Wind Ornament
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{And Now They Have All #Formally Gotten...The Virus.}
#Scoo...pNews
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Castrog Delomain
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`Cocoon Far Past Pupae Stage: Evil Post-Hatch; Silver Castt.`
[It Takes EVIL To Know Evil]
(Should You Meet Me; Your Soul Knowing No Doubt;
I AM The Proper Former.)
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#AlternativeFactual
#IApproveThisMessage / #CommensurateCertain
--Castrog Delomain
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Sugar Candy Or Coffee?
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#SpiritualSmudgepotBillyGrahamJrsSoul
`You Know/He Told You Who or Whom
To Treasonously Vote For.`
--Sugar Candy Or Coffee?
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Sunday, July 9th, 2017
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Mrx.
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#TheLivingAreTheDead
#ZombieMortals
#FascistConservativeTwins
$$$#KochBrotherClones$$$
--Mrx.
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Monsieur Von Due
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#TheDeadNoLongerStrong
#DON'tBecomeAVictimOfThem
#SuckUpToTHeRealNews
#VeeAlllllllwaysFascistStepfordWin
--Monsieur Von Due
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Trent Overcoat
[As A Boy]
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`Laura Nyro?...haven't heard in so many years.
Tennison; she's got a darling mouth.`
#NewMasterpieceTheatre
--Trent
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Saturday, July 8th, 2017
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Oasis Stance
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easy to lust; harder to fuck
--Oasis Stance
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#EveryDayCruiseShip
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Thursday, July Sixth
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Cupid Childs
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`--doesn't work. More than the once over...`
`You know scrud you'n us.` .`
--Cupid C.
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Wednesday, July Fifth, 2017
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Corsair Stairs
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`I was at a party the other day & I heard Snip-Snap-Synopsis say,
\/ 'Cat Walk Ass /\ Low Watt Soul...Only The Clothes Glow.'` //\
#SansRunway
--Corsair Stairs
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Nobilous Morrow
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Kim Jong-Un V. The XLVth:
'--sometimes The Wild has to get at The World.'
#CoupleCozy // #KimUnXLVthBlowhards
--Nobilous Morrow
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Insouciance
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#WhenIGrowUpIShallBeGod
`...or @ least a Jesus/Buddah/Allah/Krishna!!.`
--Insouciance
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Fourth Of July, Tuesday 2017
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Farm Watermark
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`...if you haven't got ticks yet, you have'nt gone
far enough into the woods.`
--Farm Watermark
P.S.: [His Friend Aino adds, "--do beer shit in the woods."]
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#BirchChaga
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Pinpoint City
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`Honed light.`
[on the written Game Of Thrones]
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Maldor
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Maldor & Rahme
{The Incestuous Twins from The Golden Age Of Atlantis
Attend Halloween's #OneWorldApocalypseBall}
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`You are the meanest person I have ever known...`
`I could be meaner.`
Rahme
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Married Miss Trite Overload
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`As a Republican Lady, I have to say, Cro-Magnon Brut; HisArdor&Eau are
dainty as tainted toiletries.`
--Married Miss Trite Overload
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Maiden Webben
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`Mika'n Me Plastic Surgeried? #WomenWe / --don't try to drop the screw on me!`
`You're #OldDumpyPlump&Ugly.`
`#VigorThis!`
--Maiden Webben
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Gingerbox Jumpseat
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`Aging GracefullY? We are all still cute; tho' in less obvious ways.`
--Gingerbox Jumpseat
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Saturday, July First, 2017
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
#InsideMitch$
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#PenceKnewAsMuchAsOliverNorth
...& Knowing Virtually Nothing, Trump Is Sole Fountainhead.
[#Yet Another Couched Cheney Set To Rule]
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--Crustacean Curmudgeon
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{Inadvertent Caricature: Mitch McConnell}
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Buck Nightwing
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#AdHominenAttacks
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#BakingFactIntoConstrue
`The Death Tax Merely Kills The Wealthiest One Tenth Percent.`
P.S.: Your Dead Grandma's Ghost Will Not Homestead Presentiment.
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Friday, June 30th, 2017
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Deeds Gun
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`Running Against For So Long, They Don't Know What They're For:
Yet, We Know What They've Become: Obstructionist Mitch McDonnell.`
[Old Grandfathered Schools: #PreferentialWASPWhite
/Private Monies Vouchered With Your Sweat/
#$TheirInvestmentsCredited/TheirInvestmentCredit$s.`
#TheLighterAndDarkerHalvesOfSolden
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[Their Texts]
![[Their Texts]](char16413zzzz.jpg){kind=link}
#TexasSchoolbooks
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Deeds Gun
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#DrawFast&See(d)Deep
--Deeds Gun
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[Inadvertent Caricature: Audie Murphy]
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#DoNotSix
`Small As A Grown Boy, Jr...where's your hair?.`
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Tuesday, June 27th, 2017
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Orange Ball
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#ScrewTheNextElectionCycle
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`Get It Over With Quick--Nick & Tuck UP The Pace!
This Is Not A Twenty-Five Month Watergate Process!
Come ON!! Connect The Two Dots: #OurPresidentABoobs!`
--Orange Ball
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Cowboy Stories
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`Boy! Cowboy Stories Here Sorting Responses To That Reply By Orange Ball:
#IHateJudgeJudysGuts but #SupremeCourtEntrailsMore.
#ImpeachmentNow:
I'm Not A Fan Of Delayed Justice.
`Put The Balls IN The Basket & Don't Feign Screw The Pooch!`
$#DoNotBotherBuoyingTheOnePercent$
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#EncryptionLater
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Orange Ball
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#BreakingPrediction
#MullerDueToDropTheGoldenOrangeKiboshThreeMoonsPostKoreanOlympics
#EndOfXLV / BookiesHideout.Com
--Orange Ball
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Ice Cream Valentines
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OneYearDefundingPlannedParenthood
`Alter Soylent Green Carbon Based: The Infertile Rich Get To
Adopt The Pick Of The Gene Pool Litter.`
--Ice Cream
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Beveled Moments
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#DetectiveCritic `XLV's Sanity? Not as riveting as a mystery.`
#ImminentImpending: Evidence Of Chemicaling Syrian Civilians
P.S.: He Also Saw Thousands Of Jersey Muslims Post 9-11 Celebrants
#WeaponsOfMassDestrucionDeux
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Monsoon Cherish
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`Monsoon Cherish...you wish her hots were for you....`
#Boy'sNearlyManLament
#SometimesStaccatoCan'tRhyme
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--Seasonal
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Monday, June 27th, 2016
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Mon Clarity
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her thigh held the charms of a station wagon
#KidsIncluded
--Mon Clarity
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Sunday, June 26th, 2017
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Hurricane Scream
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`Kicked Butt! Ass Tooo...Both Cracks.`
#SportsAndLove
--Hurricane
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Chucksteak Drive
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#TwoCarsPerMortal
#GoGetGo
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Friday, June 23rd, 2017
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The Orphan Lady II
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#LessMean :/: Yet : SignificantCutsToHumanity
`They Really Don't Wish To Curb Their Luxuries:
#AntiqeuMonoopolyTaxless
#LetThemBuyYachts
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#AnticipatingGod: `They Will Do What's Best For You.`
--The Orphan Lady II
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Solstice Eve, Tuesday June 20th, 2017
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Pattern Mirrors
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#TheEdgeOfGrand
`Dreams Mean Reality, When You Can Do It. /! Victory.`
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`Legend Kissing Myths!`
--Pattern Mirrors
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Textbook Persian
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{Quite Fine; Syrian Armed Drone Shoot Down--We Pro-American Pashas All Agree.}
`--but Weenie; don't you think it coulda been a bit more worscht'a
bombing that first and only freebie time.`
#SoYouPickedUpObamasChit #BalanceUntilted
--Textbook Persian
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One Eyed Mona Noon
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`Yes, I may be #ASlinkyBitch, but Yyou walk & talk like your foot's a hoof.`
#HandSlapBrushoff ~ `Woman Won't Keep Your White House.`
#TrophpyWife Ornamental# : One Delivery Of Loins...
#FirstLadyDuty [Applied] {Lost Aftermaths} [ExactlyZeroFutures]
#PudMusclesOfPudding
`--you lose; creamed...pud didn't even pubic bone.`
--One Eyed Mona Noon
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Schoolboy's Sorrow
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`Sessions is just An Acting Novice...`
`If it were #UpToMeToLayDownTheLaw!`
--Schoolboy's Sorrow
[Miss Nomers Whip]
`...and the awful is upon.`
malefic intrigue; entangled danger
angels covered in sins; chocolate drippings
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Superheroes Spacegun
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`Me'n my #TrustySpaceshipWarpSteady Goin` Toward Rumours
...Hazarding Inside Bets
...Six Six Six More Than Half The Devil's Vest.`
# Playing Both Sides Of Avenue Fifth
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Children's Wallpaper
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#FollowThe$Money /// #IvankaKushnerTrumpSpawnsOrientalHellholes
$#SkinimumWages$
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#OldMoneyOrder
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Truly Prooven: Exactly Only Half Of Them Are Jews
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Miniatures Of Broadway
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ChalkboardGrafitti.Com
[repeated from before]
(PreTwitterRantWarmUpRitual?!)
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`Every Trump Prayer Breakfast is a plea for terror attacks which
will knock him off the front tier of The Dailies; Sunday's Meet The Press.`
#Saturday's Reprise
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Flesh Equator
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dull as a capillary; his intellect pseudo
a body both blocky & chunky; soft blue eyes that couldn't even hint at steel;
merely boorish piqued
--Flesh Equator
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.Evil May Be Either Left Or Right; White Or Black.
`External Terrorism vs. Internal Hate: The Blurring Of Homegrown.`
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Amanita Pesquita
[PresentsTopical?s]
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II. #OffshorePatriotism II. #DependingOnMakeup: Alternative Facts/
The Newspeak Of 1984 + 33 A.D. Years.`
#Tweeting iN RealTime?
#FutureTestimonies #VeracitySpareAsAThreeStrawBroom
#StillbournePresidency
#AxisOtherworldy
#Expect Random Atrophy / #Against The Advice Of Lawyers / #WontHeDare?
`--tight beans!`
--Amanita Pesquita
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Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup.
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Smoky Eros Quartz
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`Tip & Ozma The First Transgender / The Legal Rulers Of Oz...
Of America, Earths & Entire Worlds Beyond Universe.`
Ozma Of Oz #TheBeardCostingFace
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