The Eleven Of Diamonds, UnLimited
[Opinions From Various Franchise Characters]
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Wednesday, November 25th, 2015
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Ice Cream Valentines
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`Vote For Hope...hope y'ur wish ain't idiocy
Carson Trump Bush Rubio Cruz
Car Cruz Rub-ber Bushy Baby Bumpers...
Say The List Three Times & Still UnRhythmic Rhymes:
Still Atop Ethanol Iowa: Trump Is Today's Current Retrograde Fool.`
--Ice Cream Valentines
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Angel Knives
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`Secrets Die, When They Are Afraid Of Proof.`
--Angel Knives
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Cripple Derringer
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`Shallow dust, little more than moments old...
Shallow Dust more than moments old.`
`Supreme Court Justice & INSTANT Replay should be more brief;
The Real Death Penaly Within One Moon Paid.`
`Taxes & Death Apply To Humans & Corporations...
after all; both deemed applicable souls.`
--Cripple Derringer
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`Late Night Off-The-Fatty-Hip Tweets Do Not Comprise FDR Leadership.`
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[Only Mannequins D o Not Fear Idiocy]
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Tuesday, November 24th, 2015
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Mervoux
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`Craven Chicken Littles, Banking Upon Falling Skies Of Terror
...even rats scurry, when they are frightened mice.`
--Mervoux
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Astrolabe Mideast
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`Yes, God is Great, but you are puny & evil...
karma earning this incarnation neither Virgins nor Heaven.`
--Astrolabe Mideast
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Monday, November 23rd, 2015
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Tail Penny
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`Determined to steal every last cent from America, Pfizer & Allergan
HOOK UP in a 160 Bil Tax Inversion Merger.`
`VIAGRA MARRIES BOTOX!
Once More The Chemical Companies Rape The Cayman Islands Tax Code.`
--Tail Penny
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Sunday, November 22nd, 2015
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Menacing Heavy Load
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`A National Registry: Sewn Upon/The Sickle Of Death For Muslims?
Wedded To Demagoguery & Fear Mongering; Trump's Brand Should
Be Registered @ Walmart.`
`Classless Acts: The Rubio, Cruz & Carson Ilks are beyond
the bounds of Gaack!`
`Then Silent Ohio sez` something almost as stupid.
Nubile 4-H Displays.
Playing Those Ethanol Iowa Hometown...Why Do We Initial Hearth There?
Sentence Them To Eternal Primary 50th!
& Take Their Corn To Feed To Pigs & Human & Not Vehicles.`
[Such injustices are more likely to foment homegrown disgust/action.]
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The Exact Moment He Post-Joseph mCCarthie'd?
Surveiling Their F'urrin Prayers.`
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Saint Augustine's Navel
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`Ugly Bully-Bust...OnLine Poll...Which Inadvertant Caricature Most
Fits That Donald? Sans Too or Menacing Heavy Load.`
`Oh...He's Playing Both; Old Sans & New Menacing.`
~ Policy Drifts As Expediency Flatulates ~
Mussolini A Cousin Of His-s?
--Saint Augustine's Navel
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Churlish Urgency
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`Lady Liberty My Ass! The Heart Of The Matter Is:
All The Good Immigrants Are Already Here!`
--Churlish Urgency
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Limmerick Spaceship
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"Wasn't Bin Laden--Here's How 9-11 Really Happened!
Thousands & Thousands of Jersey Muslims Cheered The Twin Towers Down!"
'Echoes Jericho'
Retro: They Should Be Internment Camped.
Vetting? Who Needs The Immigration Service?
All Profiles Are The Same:
Even Orphans & Nine Year Old Widows are Look Islamabad.
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[Home Schooling w. Rush Revere Textbooks; Limbaugh & His Time
Travelling Horse Running Parallel to O'Reilly's Killing History Series.]
--Limmerick
Look Islamabad
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Friday, November 20th, 2015
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Target Stardust
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Twilight Nevers
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`CIACheif's Personal E.Mail Hacked by a high schooler...
Civil War Pinkertons...O.S.S./WWII...Post J. Edgar Hoover
...Ossified Intelligence, Throw It all Away & Start Anew.`
--Twilight Nevers
[Forget about the insecurities of Hillary's Private Server;
Everyone Who's Anyone Knows It All Anyway.]
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Oui Acquiesce?
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`Lady Liberty Put Past Generation: The Welcome Matt Said 'No!
The Gorgon Was Normal.`
`Red Hot & Dumb White! Color Codes After 9-11.`
`A Clash Of Civilizations? Sadly, The Current Crop
Makes Bush II Look Soloman.ic.`
--Oui Acquiesce?
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Pique Nickels
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GOP Logic:
`If Then: Not All Dogs Are Rabid/
But there was one in Maycomb County once;
outside Boo Radley's House.`
--Pique Nickels
`The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Bald Rhetoric;
Our Own Craven Hearts.`
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Monk's Talisman
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`We Need Another! Patriot Act II!
One That Fingers All Muslims & Uppity Nigras too!
Connects All The Dots.`
`We Should Never Have Left Iraq.`
--Monk's Talisman
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Tuesday, November 17th, 2015
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Stoolie Vestibule
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`CIA & FBI kudo your tactics Gold Plated; yet I think...
You don't have to be that brilliant, you just have to be Evil!`
[MurderGunBombing Civilians Such A B-Grade Storyline.]
`ISIS? Call Yourself Goddess?
UnHoly Transvestite Mummy Issues Freud Might Say.
Rhonda Rousey lost a few nights ago...`
`Get a big cigar & smoke yourself to hell.`
--Stoolie Vestibule
Thugs & Dogma Lullabyes: Too Kudo In Praise They Are Just ISIL [10:01 PM EST]
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Tweet Tattoo #1399 11.19.2015 EST...
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Natty Rumple
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`Coordinated Planning?! It's not like The Last Attack
was reminiscent of The Great Train Robbery
Michael Crichton wrote about.`
They are not rocket scientists we react anti Battle Of The Bulge!`
--Natty Rumple
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Under The Bumps
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`Nike Swoosh!
Gone are the days when Michael Jordan's yearly promo.monies
matched the total Children's 11 cents per hour Wages in Southeast Asia.`
`Yet Trump wants to keep The Minimum Wage Border;
so that we may compete with The Rest Of The Third World.`
{Public Policy Buffs The Rich Man's Shoes.}
[Subtext PBS's History Detectives: 'The Public Universal Friend'
Wilkinson lady who is sort of Transgender Earring Phone
Who Has A Seashell Upon The Upper Oceans.]
--Under the Bumps
[World Wide Wage/Suffragette: Pro Union Agitators
Under & her pal Gingerbox Jumpseat knew Unions were Necessity Real.]
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Fulgencio Bautista Military Coup vs. Four Degrees Communist Fidel Castro.
Dawn July 26th, 1953.
500 vs. 20,000 Guillotined
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Monday, November 16th, 2015
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Quantum Dwarf
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`It doesn't have to be alive before Congressional Rights apply...
after all, egg & sperm did sacrosanct kiss!
Life is Cuban Catholic Sacred.`
[Shades Of Anti-Gravity Terri Shivo: Marco Rubio's Chalice]
`Frick The Immigrants: We've Got To Protect The UnBorn
Incubate Those Fertility Drugs Crack Baby Preemies.`
`Thinning Brains...the more you think with your forehead
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not your heart.`
--Quantum Dwarf
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`Would You Slick for his Glib Tongue, Wooden Opponents
& Propetia Forehead for Time Magazine's
Man Of The Future 2016 Wishes.`
--Josef Mohawk
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Sunday, November 15th, 2015
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Isis Romeo
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CodeName: radical ISLAM:
`In Vengence, they have stolen a Goddesses` Name;
Warring Upon, The Republicans wish to elevate ISIS To Nation.`
`I was named after A Goddess & A Lover (strive to act so; yet)
believe Each Battle Must Be Spearheaded By Separate Special Forces.`
`White & Black, The Republicans always Issue Guillotine by declaring War
whether it be Iraq, Iran, Drugs, Public Schoolteachers, The UnJesus'ed
&/or Women's Reproductive Rights.`
--Isis Romeo
[We have lost sight of the Ancient Days of Isis & Anubis;
Gods & Goddesses have become ISIL Desecrations.]
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Saturday, November 14th, 2015
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On Upon
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`I just saw the new Fan Duel commercial for the first time while watching
Saturday NCAA Football.`
[Each Day May Be A Fantasy Superbowl Party Whereby You Gamble Duel;
One Note Conversations As You Hang Out; Locked On The Stats Crawl;
Competition Drivel.]
{Fractured Allegiances; Meaningless Gambling Commingling;
Gone Is The Rivalry Comraderie of Legacy & Reality
--Who Cares If Wolverines or Buckeyes Win--
Game Slates Are All But A Reality Facebook Projjection of ME!}
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"A Party For Every Night Or Day...
Lose Today, Win Tomorrows...Homeschooled Tea Parties."
(`Girls, forget The Opera, Date Dinners & Foreplay.`)
[`It is all A Boys` Racket/Glass Ceiling Exclusions.`]
--On Upon
#Hashtag distracted incapacitated males
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Friday, November The Thirteenth, 2015
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Truculent Whimsy
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`...Secrets Couldn't Keep,
When You Whispered Them Upon The Noon Wind.`
--Truculent Whimsy
(Emma Roberts)
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Thursday, November 12th, 2015
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Delia Tie
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`Daily Fantasy Sports is Evil as The Lottery & Day Drinkers
Locked Upon Bar Keno.`
`Few Parents would wish such meth-addled akin for Their Daughters.
Yay for New York's recent Cease-&-Decist!
--nipping a blossoming generation of fantasy addicts;
saving them from The Mother's Basement Of Their Minds.`
--Delia Tie
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Rainbo Ponytail
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`Gee Hodgepodge Fatty! Beneath Consideration?!
Unregulatable! New Jersey You Debate that Fantasy Sports is
unworthy of importance &/or Sacrosanct!`
`Dog Racing On Steroids: It is an Insidious Daily/Weekly Gambling Lottery!`
--Rainbo Ponytail
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Cupid Childs
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`One Home Team Per Man:
Fantasy Is Only Sporting If It Is About Your Woman.`
--Cupid Childs
[Not An Excuse For More Self Phone]
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Tuesday, Veteran's Day Eve of 2015
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Caesar Roy
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`My Dollar (& Six Cents) Shave Club?!
[Six Times Three, Eighteen Blades]
Got it from Dollar Tree in Marquette...a real $1 place.`
--Caesar Roy
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Monday, November 9th, 2015
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Corsair Stairs
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`UnCivil War...little freedom in Quantrill Columbia,
it seems that Missouri is still A Border State.`
--Corsair Stairs
[circa 1865]
`Bushwackers...`
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Sans Too
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`Bushwackers! The State Of The GOP?
Current Plights? The Pampered Spoil Of Jealous Siblings:
A Pocketbook Cuban! Detroits False Humility Uncle Tom!
A Canadian Texan's Snake Oil, 'n A Would Be California Woman.
The OH is silent in Ohio...a Tiny Kentucky Rand.`
`Then There Is Management ME!`
[Unlike Shades of Atlantic City]
`MY Magnificent Border Wall To BeThe Perfect Rennovation!`
[Jericho's Southern Maginot]
`I Promise!`
--Sans Too
[Donald Trump's Inadvertant Caricature]
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Corner Chips
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`dDitto Cruciform, Jesus could be Black too...
Eternal Souls, aren't we all Daughters & Sons of One God?`
--Corner Chips
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Saturday, November 7th, 2015
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Rogue Corvair
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`Old Testament, since Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,
I wonder if Dr. Ben(edict) believes Dolly Parton's mom
fashioned Joseph's Coat Of Many Colors?`
--Rogue Corvair
PostNote: Anyone with true humility, would not write
an autobiography.
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Friday, November 6th, 2015
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Buys Disguise
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`West Point & Points East & In Between/A Self Published Book is Not Biography:
Ben(edict) Carson a fictional traitor to his own memories.`
--Buys Disguise
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Quantum Dwarf
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`American Express...Credit or "Charge" Card?
An American Son: Fully Acclimated; Getting Class Some.`
`The Monied Heirs...Fast Lining The Carpool Lane...
Utilitied...Suprised the FCC did not Curdle The Internet.`
`[One Of Fourty] There Is No Longer A Luxury Tax Square in Monopoly.`
--Quantum Dwarf
[Inadvertant Caricature of Marco Rubio]
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Pink Hue
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`Home School Your Creationist Egg & Spermlets...
The Still Born Eternally Exist In Purgatory.`
--Pink Hue
P.S.s.: You would still be burning witches,
if residing in Salem or Spain.
Inquisition Comes Easily To The Fascist In You.
`Scrutiny Killing Each Elephant One Of You:
A Frat Party Hell Week/Supper, Dinner & Brunch/
Sixteen Candidates Eaten By The Reality Of Hunger Games.`
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Lessons Dominoe
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`Pious pose; iguana neck; Ted Cruz Post Surgery . Two.`
`They dared ask us about futuristic fictional things like favorite
Evil Villians (as if GOP could line one, or any, or all).
Fantasy Sports; Tax Inversion & Climate Change Off The A.D. Clock.`
`We'll just nip NBC's Debate: After All We Are Fair & Balanced.
Teeter Totters Belong To The Largest Boys.`
--PoundMoney
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--Kismet Mortal
[World Politician: Sergeant At Arms]
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Just Businessman
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`Gee, My Dad Didn't Like My Oldest Brother's Marble Yard Cronies.
Misplaced Graves.`
--Just Businessman
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Thursday, November 5th, 2015
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Farm Watermark
[Reoporting From NortheEastern Wisconsin]
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`Puny does you can't shoot...nobody's hungry enough to poach...
into the deer season...it's El Nino in the Norte.`
--Farm Watermark
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Wednesday, November 4th, 2015
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One Eyed Mona Noon
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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015
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Morgue Tunes
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`At The Ballpark In Simpler Times.`
[Fine Parade: The Royals Deserving Throwback]
--Morgue
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Corporate Bondage
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`Woe, Ahmed Chalabi, my second most important Lap Puppet
joined The Dead yesterday
when his wooden heart stopped.`
`This modern world? a paler place.
I miss the power of ventriloquism & torture.
Cleverly Dummying Islam, I praise ISIS for their throwback nature.`
--Corporate Bondage
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.Inadvertant Caricatures.
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Monday: All Souls` Day of 2015
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Coffin Crops
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`--coffins cost. One has got to earn their death.
One must, fulfill their lives.
Crystalline Ashes.`
--Coffin Crops
[Wee Willie Keelers Undertaker]
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Emerald Fey
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`Tax Inversion? It's how Burger King became Canadian/Tim Hortons
....it's The Corporated American Way to spill their fair shares
OverSeas & Across Homeland Borders.`
`It seems everyone can be Irish, and not just on Saint Patrick's Day.`
--Emerald Fey
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Hangshadow Curves
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`Day Of The Dead...Gotham's Riddler Up To The Task.`
--Hangshadow Curves
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Globe Thistle
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`Cudgel Club! Shillelagh!!`
`Pfizer has just shown why The Emerald Isles are a favorite tax haven.`
--Globe Thistle
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Morgue Tunes
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`Sugar Skulls! it's my favorite Holy Day...
besides old friends & family;
I like to count coup on Evils I have incarnation retired.`
--Morgue Tunes
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Sunday: All Saints` Day of 2015
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Mink Sleepy
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`Tonight's World Series coverage on Fox?!!
I like the smack of the bat and the catching of balls...Infield & Out.
Ex-citing Scores!`
--Mink Sleepy
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lariat seraglio
`The Iowa Caucus Ethanol Equals==white elephant piss monkeys in birthday suits.`
--lariat seraglio
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Halloween Saturday of 2015
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Lightning Chalice
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`All Hallow's Eve...Saints March Forever Autumns.`
--Lightning
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The Changemaker
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`Drat! Boo Saturday, Bogus Play...
so hating it when My Pet Market Whore Donna DOW's not open for play on Halloween.
I love trading upper class coins under disguise.`
--The Changemaker
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Thursday, October 29th, 2015
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Heartbeat Rosin
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`Who threw the better pitch...tomorrow it may be The Mets.
Metropolitans In Seven.`
--Heartbeat Rosin
[Pitching Coach: The Wee Willie Keelers]
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/ Player's Card: Nicknamed 'HearthBeat' / A Father Man /
/ Fuck & Run's Not An Option; Should You Wish To Be True /
/ Keep It In The Ballpark /
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Wednesday, October 28th, 2015
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Floating Balloon Man
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`The JLACMDENSS Blimp's 'bout Intelligence as me
...cost about $ A Billion .4 More!`
[tho' I can't make it 16,000 feet high w.out Mary Jane]
--Floating Balloon Man
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Tuesday, October 27th, 2015
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Trent Overcoat
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`Defense Spendings...Marshalling mallow without the staple of steel.`
`Hidden Clues; Shallow Dust...
...around the corner, next to Yesterday Chance.`
`Revolutionary & WW II Georges would not have so reacted:
Color Coded Constipate Locked In Smoke & Blunder Counter War Attacks
--Post Terrorist'd Panacea Patriot Acts.`
--Trent
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[More Real Simulations Of Quantico]
[Tweet Tattoo #1373]
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Merciless Evil
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`Bigger than Dibs! Capturing The Pillows? I've Claimed Her.`
--Merciless
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Monday, October 26th, 2015
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Monsieur Von Due
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'The View?! Stink de-phew!'
Monsieur Von Due labels all bogus Shows of Reality as
Non Personal Lies, Trivial Trends
& Wanna Be Karaoke.
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Teddy Fibre
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`Sca.lia, wouldn't want to reincarnate be 'ya!
Soul as black as Clarence Thomas' Heart & Face.`
--Teddy Fibre
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Animus Flaw
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`Benghazi & All...Rattling Old Bones For Future Insights...
Aimless Thunder Threatening Nothing...
The GOP Party Caricatures Of Statesmanship.`
--Animus Flaw
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Friday, October 23rd, 2015
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Nicolet Cottles
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`Trey Gowdy? Seventeen Months into his party's wasteful reality telly blunder...
His Greasy Pinhead Kewpie Drawl needs to Take A Powder.`
`Troll-like, The GOP belies tiny revisionistic realms;
camouflage for a lack of Futuristic Conservative Visions.`
`Essentially, They are Reactionary Neanderthal Fascists.`
--Nicolet
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Parisian Sands
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`You wait and see, those Willie Wees? Soufflé! They'll be back soon;
eating bullets
& wishing for more.`
--Parisian Sands
[The Ivory Aging Mati Hari Flower]
.Post Omen Game: The Wee Willie Keelers: Night's Borderline.
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Pomp Drama
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`Still Stunned From Two Gotham Moondays Ago...My New Joker Dies...
yet a Resurrection to be...
glee painted upon deathless face.`
--Pomp Drama
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FeatherQuill/FeatherQuest
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`Specters...Fantasy Sports...Divided Loyalties Of EverMore Trivial Gambling Pursuits.`
`Evil as State & Federal Lotteries.`
`Legalize Pimps & Whores & Natural Drugs & Get Rid` Of Conservatives
Afraid To Scratch Their Own Itchs.`
`The Good Book Only In Their Mortal Minds: Who May Interpret God?
Latin, Suffragette or Klingon?`
--FeatherQuill
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Monday Night, October January 18th, 2013
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Villian's Candyshop
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`I'd Hillary if not for Tyronne.`
--Villian's Candyshop
[Wee Willie Keelers Second Baseman]
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Voices Close To Some Form Of Plesantries
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Anthony Adverse
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Call Escrow
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`If God Was Not Tawdry...I Could nOt Pretend To Angel.`
--Call [circa 1890]
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