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[Embedded Tweets: Character Opinions from The Eleven Of Diamonds, Unlimited]
(Chalkboard Graffiti . Com: A Baby Webben To Be)
[.Scroll to the bottom & read your way up; an uneven match to temporal tweets;
or, newest atop, roll downward.]
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Tuesday, April Fifth, 2016
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Ode As Hue
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`Panama Dirty!$! Tax Be Shorn! White Collar Laundry Washes Out In Iceland...
The Inverse Shores Of Romneys.`
--Ode As Hue
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Monday, April Forth/Forth 2016
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Spider Blues
.
`Scapegoat's Ghost; Beneath Toupee.ish Swoosh...
Wisconsin Shows: Oz Beyond The Curtain.`
--Spider Blues
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Crustacean Curmudgeon
.
`If Then Beware...Of Causality: If You Cook & Bake Dump Dinners:
Baseball Cap UnCool:
Your Husband Will Vote For DJ Trump: The Hip White Maestro.`
--Crustacean Curmudgeon
...
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Thursday, The End Of March 2016
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Patina Decease
.
`Donnie T's Half A Deck Foreign Policy: Nuke Women Who Get Illegal Abortions.`
`Fred Sr's Jr.: Meets His FP Team For The First Time In The Nascent
Foyer Of Another Trump Tower.`
Easter Has No Room For Jesus In The Trump Inn...
"The National Enquirer Has A Very Good Record Of Being Correct."
--Patina
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Monday, March 28th, 2016
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Sift Meld
.
`Wisely: Georgia Knuckles Under/Confederacy Whipped Again!`
~ (Would The Tar Heels Escape Br'er Rabbit) ~
--Sift Meld
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Solace So
.
So Mr. Dukie "Reacted Incorrectly".
[Like A Churlish Baby; Coach K Lies About Chastising A Pre-Easter Duck.]
[Deigns Opposing Coach's Apology; Not The Player.]
{Trumpish: Naked Policies; Threadbare Poses.}
--Solace So
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March 26th, Easter Eve 2016
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Retooling Vegetables
.
The Tar Heel Legislature Takes Their State(d) Motto Sincerely:
Esse quam videri: To be, rather than to seem (to be).
Is this Un or Literal?
May One Be Only One? Any Half Of Two?`
--Retooling Vegetables
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Friday, March 25th, 2016
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Space.a.tion
.
South America's Southern Hemisphere Freedom Fighting Dirty Wars?
Non-Peon; America Comes Clean
.
Post James Monroe: Nothing But Marilyn Banana Republics.`
--Space.a.tion
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Turgeon Cry
Black As The Ace Of Night
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Thursday, March 24th, 2016
.
Beehive Postures
.***.
`My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad! My Wife's Better Than Your Wife!`
`Little Boys Owning: Loves Or Toys...?`
`Mud Castles Or Dynasties.`
--Beehive Postures
...
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016
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Nobilous Morrow
.
`Patriotic Businessmen? Offshoring Red, White & Blue:
in lieu of humanity & efficiency--splashy mergers!`
[They are stealing the future for their current balance sheets;
performance bonuses & boardroom rep.]
--Nobilous Morrow
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Tork Malarky
.
`Internal Foreign Terrorism is Ten Times As Important As
Domestic Terrorism, 'cause we can label it Others!
Before They Kill Some Of Us; It's Politico
Best If They Snuck Over The Border: Uber From Tijuana.`
Note: Tork is David Duke before plastic surgery; PR implants.
...that's why Fred Frankly Jr. didn't recognize
that earpiece breed of the Ku Klux Klan NRA.
--Tork
...
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2016
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The Aztec Ballplayer
.
`Better To Be Human & Watch Baseball Than Exploit Terror & Wish Fear.`
?$?
--The Aztec Ballplayer
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Puppet Flesh
.
ELEPHANTS KEEP AMERICA SAFER!!
Relying On Inbred Mythos:
Desperate GOPs & Their Evangelists Allies Preying Terror
Tilts The Courts & Elections Their Way.
--Puppet Flesh
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P.S.S.: The Fierce Urgency Of Now holds no place
in the Policies of Fasco-Conservatives
locked in
The Altzeimered Dream-Mirror World
Of Cold War Reagan.
...
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Monday, The Twenty-First Of March, 2016
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Clarinet Licoricestick
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`Back to The Casino 50's...Cuba free enterprised.`
--Clarinet Licoricestick
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Drum Shorts/Stacatto Pants
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`Trump's Bluster When The Emperor's New Clothes Are Washed In Sunder.`
`Threadbare Debates Covered Over By Hack Endorsements;
His Foreign Policies Are Sundry Trump Goods Made In Asia.`
[Fred, Sr.s Deals Foreshadowing.]
--Drum Shorts/Stacatto Pants
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PostNotes: A small heart & a petulantly inflated mind.
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Pouty lamprey pose, "My People Will Riot!"
'Thou Shalt NOT Protest @ My Private Events!'
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'Fred (Frankly) Jr. Trump'
[Gesture Wave; Those Manicured Expressive Hands]
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Pop Mobster
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`Possum In A Tree; Punishment For Obvious Crimes Should Not Be So Extended.`
Televised Threads: Endless Juries: Cases Cheap & Tried.
Two Years Or Two Moments Later: Who Cares About Motives
Or Childhood Traumas:
Semi-Instantaneous Death For The Boston Bomber's Ilk.
Footnote Tombstone: Quick Penalties/Instant Death Sentences:
The Last Supper/Not An Endless Bed & Breakfast...
--Pop Mobster
`Criminals Do Not Deserve Middle Names.`
[Hitler Had None]
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Solace So
.
`Ted Cruz's Biblical Poses: Ill Read Scriptures:
Would Be Gods Wanton With Mortal Pawns:
Beware Of Snakes In Weasel Cloaks.`
--Solace So
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dDitto Cruciform
.
`Great Is Beginning To Be Whole.`
`You May Wish: To Become A Write In Vote On November The Eighth
Of This Leap Year:
Tyronne Union Star Power/World Politician.`
--dDitto Cruciform
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P.S.S: Written In: Cursive Or Print Shall Be Sufficient.
...
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Friday, March 18th, 2016
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Two Star Horror Movie
.
`SStsst-Trumpet!!!`
`My Man Is Anyone Who Will Media Expose Me...
Unless It's My Husband Or Son.`
--Two Star
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[Saint Patrick's Day Eve] Wednesday, March 16th, 2016
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Pound$Money
.
`Merrick Garland! Constitutional Duty Be Damned!
What would Jesus or Jerry Hall do!
I am The Wall Street Journal!`
--Pound$Money
[Inadvertent Caricature of Rupert Murdoch]
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`Never Promise, Until Deed Is Done.`
...
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lariat seraglio
.
Campaign Song: Official GOP Battle Hymn Chosen!
`Skip A Rope` by Henson Cargill [1968]
`Would You Let Your Children Vote For A Donald Trump?`
['Fred, Jr.']
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Tuesday, March's Colonial Ides, 2016
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Quantum Dwarf
.
`Pan Without Florida Handle; Politicians Don't Get New Again.`
`Tea Party Fluke Turned Establishment Stoop:
The Front Porch Of The Past;
Aging Almost As Fast As Sarah Palin,
'Frontal Propetia' Will Appear Much Smaller Four Years Hence.`
--Quantum Dwarf
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Monday, March 14th, 2016
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Buys Disguise
.
`That Was A Narrow Victory For Us!
When I Covered His Hinder After Donnie's Debate Britches Were Threadbare Policy Short!`
`Just Like 'Bridge' Christie did; I Dupe Once Again Reverse Stole A 24 Hour News Cycle/
/Until Forgotten With The Anticipation Of Next.`
PUNCTUATION: `I Recently Endorsed Donald J. Trump: All Two Of Him.
Doctor Himmler & Mr. Hyde.`
--Buys Disguise
...
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Such You
.
`Disgusting Jeez! Seeing Him Slow Talk Endorsing Donald:
I Just So Wanted To Mad Punch His Mealy Molasses Face.
--A Pummeling Of Fists To Make The Words Go Faster!`
`Wanna'd Ta' Punch Him Hard! To Make His Teeth Spit Out
What He Was Trying To Say!
`Upon The Newly Fire Monkey Korean New Year,
I Curse You Buys Disguise!
'Endorse The Hairless Swoosh Bitch`e & Fade Into Obscurity.'`
--Such You
P.S.S.: [You Sold Your Hopeful Soul For The Office Of Tame Dog Catcher]
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Sophistry
Your House Divided Strife: Romeo & Juliet?
Cane & Cane: You Don't Even Pretend To Love.
Against AnyEveryThing: Just Wanting To Hate
{Brothers UnMissing Sisters}
SENATE GOP`s Won't Even Enable A Ninth Justice Hearing.
The Three No Monkeys: See No, Hear No & Speak No:
Blind Deaf & Dumb:
EIGHT JUSTICE: UnAbel:
[Flat Earth Supreme Court: They Are The Evil.`]
--Sophistry
P.S.S.: October 15th, 1991 Clarence Thomas Takes Over As The Un Thurgood Marshall.
52-48 Senate Vote
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Potato Truth
.
`Half Of Me Knows He Will Be Effectual As Burns, Oregon.`
`Other Half Bemoans The Toxic Exposure.`
`Wasted Energy On Couches: Potatoes Sprout Hate.`
--Potato Truth
[Baby Muse]
...
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Saturday, March 12th, 2016
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Tail Penny
.
`This Must Be The Last Time Change Ever!`
`Russia Is Recently Right! Arizona & bits of Indiana knew it a long time ago, too.`
`The Penny Is Essential, Shifty Time Change Not A Bit So.
Interest Zero Savings Banking.`
--Tail
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Minor Evil
.
`Middle finger dredlock delivered;
quite a lollipop!
that old redneck hippie's right elbow forearm shivver.`
--Minor Evil
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The Sable Mati Hari Flower
.
`Faulty Earpiece or Tainted Mind?
Fetid Distinction; I've Got Mine...Lost Unkind,
You Worship, Envy & Vote ForeMe.`
--Greta
...
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Sunday, March Sixth, 2016
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Pasta Angelcake
.
`Nancy was better than Bette Davis or Joan Crawford;
not nearly as scary!`
~And Her Husband That Saint~
--Pasta Angelcake
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Stands Gravity
.
`UnOctober'd Surprise! Better The Old Crone Dies Now.
A Clarence Thomas Or Two, Too.`
--Stands Gravity
[The Alone Orphanage Class Of 2012]
...
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Friday, March Forth, 2016
[The 83rd Anniversary Of FDR's Initial Inauguration]
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dDitto Cruciform
.
`Now we are being taught that fear itself is the most prudent vote;
Republicans will keep us Safe In Our Police State.`
--dDitto Cruciform
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Sinuous Shame
.
`Now that The Big D has double guaranteed there's no problem
with His Member,
I see that he is The Presidential Man For Me.`
--Sinuous Shame
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Squirt Liturgical
.
`I approve of 'Quantum Dwarf' . Rubio, who theologizes that My Seed is
Human Sacred once it pierces Her Egg.`
--Squirt Liturgical
[I think I shall bank it!]
...
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Kismet Mortal
.
Should Trump Ever Make It To A Yalta Or Appomatax /
/ Little Noting The Difference Between Stalin, Churchill & Petain:
Moon Dial Moral Compass:
`He is Hansel & Gretle Eating Their Own Bread Crumbs.
King Don Is Snow White's Huntsman...
Also The Wicked Queen Herself.`
--Kismet
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Thursday, March Third 2016
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Hodgepodge Fatty
.
"We Either Have A Country Or We Don't, Chuck..."
And That Doesn't Include You.`
-
Lurking Gestapo/Attorney General In His Himmler Throne/
Big Chris Seeming
Bewildered & Wondering: That Wood Chip Dummy Look,
'What have I endorsed...?'
--Hodgepodge Fatty
...
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Marionette Me
.
`No, Chumpily Stumping, It's Like He's Blockily Thinking,
'Hijacked McCarthy; What Charlie Ventriloquism Have I Endorsed!?'`
--Marionette Me
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Menacing Heavy Load
.
`Success, it's going to happen to you!`
`If you're good enough to make it in The World Of Success.`
--M.H.L.
...
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'Dooper Tuesday' The First Of March, 2016
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Puzzled Dumb; Seeking To Understand The Words Before Him;
Right Shoulder Wingman Christie Lurking In The Shadowed Lurch:
`Marco Rubio . Com will save the soul of the GOP!
Wait 'ti the Winner Take All?`
`I Will End Iran Treaty The Very First Day!`
`...& Jimmy Carter's Favorite Northern Son.`
...
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Oscar Sunday, February 28th, 2016
[Leap Day Eve]
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Castrog Delomain
.
`Gods Wanton With Mortal Pawns; Beware Of Snakes In Weasel Cloaks;
Of False Liberty's & Those Who Would Endorse For A Price.`
--Castrog Delomain
[Tweet Tattoo #1500]
...
[Big Deities & Little Minds: Certaintied Moral Interpretations Of Divinities Intent]
.
...
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Lariat Seraglio
.
`Aagh! A Desperate Chocolate Resignation Holds Reign
Over The Oscar Pregame
...That Red Carpet Muddy As David Duke.`
--Lariat Seraglio
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Friday, February 26th, 2015
.
Looking Toward The Moon
.
`The Last Incognito`
.
`Gwen Ifill Got A Great New Haircut & Washington Week'ers Looking
Happier Than I Can Ever Remember.`
[After Teetering Disaster:
Trump's Judas Cristie Kills Est.Estabs Rubio Puppet A Deux Time.]
{The Fox Is The Henhouse}
Sayonara.
--Looking Toward
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Thursday, February, 25th 2016
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Dwarf Barcoad
.
`Source Code's An Expression Of Speech!
Get Real! Go FBI Midieval!
Waterboard That IPhone--Steal Steve Jobs' Very Soul!`
--Dwarf Barcoad
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.
________
Monday, February 22nd, 2016
.
Angel Knives
.
`Time's Person Of The Year`
`So! A Rowdy New Year's Eve Feelies & Rapes (1?) Party
& She's Now A Schweiskoff!`
[Gee! Don't You Think Many Neo-Nazi's May Have Seeded The Event]
`Like A San Bernadino Two Days Before The Election.
Right Wing Chicken Little Sky Is Falling Event!`
--Angel Knives
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Deep Sea Noun
.
`I still say, 46 Days Apart...`
[Obama II Would've Lost If The September & October Days Apart
Hurricane Sandy & Benghazi Had Been Reversed]
--Deep Sea Noun
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Sunday, February 21st, 2016
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Deeds Gun
.
` Superhuman Efforts; Punctual Guts `
you didn't know, couldn't do,
the in the crux. `
`In The Last Election: Freedom Votes: November 8th, 2016 A. C.`
{I'm for Nicolet Cottles & Tyronne Union Star Power: World Politicians.}
--Deeds Gun
`Fred, Jr. Pretends He Is THE Donald.
Ducks Reality; Scrooge McCluck Dynasty.`
`He Is, The Secret Establishment.`
.Skull & Bones Deux: Back To When America Was Great:
Before Immigrants Were American;
Again We Have Pigeons To Blame
/
Flying Their Messages Into Our Hearts:
Scapegoating Niggers & Jews;
Convienent Other Someones To Hate & Blame.
Life Is The Way It Is.
Sack Up To Woman & Man; Whether Boy Or Girl.`
--Lyrics by Hurry Furlough
[for The Last Election . Com.]
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Friday, February 19th, 2016
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Parting Gift Prize
.
Harper Lee...in her hometown of Monroeville, Alabama.
Antonin Scalia in Washington D. C.
`Who died greater?
One is taught sixty years later; the other still convicting Tom Robinson.
--Parting Gift Prize
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?Magic Questionmark
.
`Who had the more noble soul?`
--?Magic Questionmark
...
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Thursday, February 18th, 2016
..
Mortadella
.
`The Not Christian?`
Trump's Theology: 'The Vicar Of Christ' or 'Hillary's Pawn'?
[I ArcAngel; You Puny Lucifer]
(Put's The Finger On The Vatican As ISIS's Ultimate Trophy Target)
[Walls Vs. Bridges]
{Let Francis Tend To The Animals}
--Mortadella
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Wednesday, The 17th Of February, 2016
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Hopi Yogi
.
`Orrin Hatch Channels Big Bang's Professor Proton
/ Marco Rubio In Roboto While PBS Panning Any Possible S. C. Court Nomination
In Such A Terribly Contested Unseemly Brouhaha Year.`
[Justice Scalia's Ashes Too Legacy To Disturb]
[Intentionally Denying That This Is The Eight Straight
Of Such Brouhaha Years!]
{Blue America At War With Radical Elephants:
As If The Two Sides Of Scuffing Boys Truly Will EverMore Genteel}
["WAIT! Wait. Can'T In Such A Brouhaha Year."]
--Hopi Yogi
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Valentines Sunday, 2016
.
Ice Cream Valentines
.
`I Only Tweet Once A Holiday Or Two...
Cupid & New Years, Valentine Saints...
Always Wishing Happy Loves...
Hearts Not Yet Too Old To Be Real.`
--Ice Cream Valentines
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...
/
Tork Malarky
.
`Natural Causes!? Robust in his prime; the Liberals, Niggers & Jews
Hoodoo Voodo'ed Antonin:
Like Sean Connery said of Al Capone, 'They kill one of ours...'
`We Pray For Half Of The Supreme Court.`
--Tork Malarky
...
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Caesar Roy
.
`From a 98-0 acceptance thirty years ago,
to a one year stonewall;
how August our Senate had grown.`
[They Have Abdicated The Right To Rule]
--Caesar Roy
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Saturday, February 13th, 2016
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The Snake's Waistcoat
.
`It is evil to take joy in another's death, but Scalia 's justice will be little missed.
`Timely apologies.`
--The Snake's Waistcoat
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Vulcan Michigan
.
`Welcome to Jennifer Grandholm; The Ninth & Youngest Supreme Court Justice.
May Our Law Become More Human.`
--Vulcan Michigan
...
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`The Movie Gods Of Egypt debuts on February 26th.
ISIS ISIL is neither God, nor Religion, or Truth.
Terrorists Know Naught Of Saint Valentine's Love.`
--Isis Romeo
[Happy Valentine's Eve]
...
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Teddy Fibre
.
Q & A Riddle Me This:
`Why should The Ninth Supreme Court Justice not be admitted before a new President?
So Seven Years Of Government Obstruction May Freeze A Lame Du8ck Eighth.`
`They Got Drunk On Obama's Initial Election Night & Decided To Not.`
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[Playing to one day's debate; South Carolina's Secession.]
--Teddy Fibre
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Saint Augustine's Navel
.
Chorus: South Carolina Follows A Different God: Own Flag / Immoral Rules.
`GOP Repubs Serpent Lie With Elephant Tongues;
Should Never Be Allowed To Impose Another's Justice.`
`State Rights X Injustice.`
Chorus: State Rights Times Injustice
...
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Paintbox Shoes/Teddy Badlands
.
`Antonin Scalia's Death Is Closely Allied w. Burns, Oregon
...The Rape Of The Greatest Federal Timberlands.`
[Capitalist Drudge Opportunists: They Begrudge Teddy R's Saved Badlands.]
--Paintbox Shoes/Teddy Badlands
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Post Script Notation:
[World Politician: Vote For Tyronne Union Star Power]
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{God Blesses The Universe/Not Just The Red States}
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Sable Ice
.
`Pussy Coward? The real one in The Republican Party is
Clarence 'Pubis' Thomas.
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`However did such a 'High Tech Lynching' fail to strain that Uncle Tom
Coke Rim White Adopted UnJustice from The Seed Of Our Federal Shores.`
--Sable Ice
[]
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Wednesday, February Tenth, 2013
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Hodgepodge Fatty
.
`Gone! but at least I put the kibosh on
Quantum Dwarf, that high-heeled little interloper.`
--Hodgepodge Fatty
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Magnus Pages
.
`First they distorted Barbie;
now it's Plus-Pluss Cover Models on SI!
Nudeless Playboy!
Where is a Healthy Boy to look for Venus Ideals?`
`Even Ken can't get it up for those Scanty Fatties!`
--Magnus Pages
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Tuesday, The Ninth Of February
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Baby Pie
.
`One May Smell Death, In Dewdrops & Newborns.`
*
[In her primitive state, Baby Pie Enjoys one of Tork Malarky's Broasted Fingers]
--Baby Pie
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Fire Monkey Monday 2016
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Sophistry
.
`May The Blessings Be...`
--Sophistry
.
Curry Favor
.
`Cutting short the term of a foetus
for a merely gratuitous snack; NOT funny.
God & I will no longer be purchasing Doritos!`
[We shall, whomever, continue to eat Wiener Dogs.]
--Curry Favor
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Hurry Furlough
.
`The second half of the past; does not care about tomorrow.
They have no inkling of the future;
and imagine dinosaus & mermaids took half of seven days.`
{Chorus: half of the seven holy days}
--Hurry Furlough
[Lead Singer of The Milk Bottle Dwarves]
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Pasta Angelcake
..
`My, My. Blackness in Ladies Ballet?! Non-Fitting.
Misty Copeland on The Cover Of Time & PBS? Poor Form.`
`She could be a Cocoa Honey or a Nut Oak (New Orleans Passing)
if she would just have reduction surgery on that Negroid Nose.`
`Here is two cents toward the fund.`
`Real Swans are meant to be White.`
--Pasta Angelcake
[Curry Favor's Girl]
.
[And Musicless Cam? Dances In The End Zone
...Afraid To Face The Losing Microphone.]
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Sunday, February Seventh 2016: Fire Monkey New Year's Eve
.
Lightning Chalice
.***.
...
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Menacing Heavy Load
.
[inadvertently aka Donald Trump] ***
.
`In The Latest Debate: Fighting Hate With Hate; Worse Than Medieval;
Trump Channels Cheney's Version Of Appropriation;
Hopes To Bring Back Waterboarding & More.`
--Menacing Heavy Load
...
.
Someday February 2016
Sew Buttons
.
`They may have found 'A Ninth Planet'?
Flat Earth/ers; so soon they presume to replace Pluto.`
`Named By An Eleven Year Old Girl/Never A Dwarf
...So Lonely Charon.`
--Sew Buttons
...
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February Someday 2016
.
the corpses of Christmas Cookies deferred; pleasures untaken
--The God Of Gluten
...
`Every Diet Is A Bibical Referency: Eat What You Need.`
`The Dump Cake Lady The Daughter Of Holly Golightly/
How The World Has Obscured.`
`Capitol UnCased: you're all just fantasy authors; swordless king arthurs.`
.
Chasing Spaceships/Belayed Mars
.
`God Promotes Mortality; Children's Playground:
Black & White Checked Diamonds; Squared Results.`
`One Eighth Faction Magnetos.`
--Chasing Spaceships/Belayed Mars
.
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The Aging Mati Hari Flowers
[]1 Ivory French Eckist Fan Chocolate Cream Strawberry Blond Comfrey Pure Parisian Sands
2 Pink Russian Orthodox Muff Strawberry Thumbprint White Rose hips Dimples Tadpole Polliwogs
3 Yellow Chinese Buddhist Teddy Bear Lemon Tea Raven Lemon Wisdom Comet Jupiter
4 Emerald Irish Druid Rhinestone Mint Leaf Red Peppermint Fey
Glasses
5 Red Moroccan Moslem Bells Coconut Blue Sable Fo-ti Bedrock Vim Shadow Beautymark
6 Blue India Hindu Umbrella Ivory Almond Sable Steel Jasmine Allure Saphire Bunting
7 Violet Indian Spirits Lyre Mocha Hazelnut Sky Sable Burdock Insight Age Adieu
8 Sable German Catholic Rosewood Rosary Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Iron Maiden Coffee Jesus' Bones Secret Woo/'Greta'
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